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Funny Newspaper headlines, stories and ads

Posted on 25. Mar, 2010 by admin in Did you Know

Funny Newspaper headlines, stories and ads

Newspapers pride themselves on getting the facts straight, creating attention-grabbing headlines and content that educates, informs and entertains. But occasionally things fall through the crack, a picture wrongly captioned, a missing word or two or an ambiguous phrase and see what happens!

bear-sighting-new-study-copy tomato-throwing-1950s funny-classifieds-trade-dryer-for-oreos
Drunk-driving meaty-dessert-yum bread-sale-baked-bastards
police-arrest-all-people-headline parents-death-what-to-do never-open-office-hours
lawyer- snowstorm-funny-news-photo Elderly-woman
World- no-health-benefits-medical-practice

One Response to “Funny Newspaper headlines, stories and ads”

  1. Musa 16 July 2010 at 12:46 pm #

    Highly entertaining, well done, thanks


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